Opera-loving Manhattan dandy and “America’s Cross Dresser” Rudy Giuliani is drawing big crowds to his campaign events.

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Man [...] must count no one but himself; that he is alone, abandoned on earth in the midst of his infinite responsibilities, without help, with no other aim than the one he sets himself, with no other destiny than the one he forges for himself on this earth." (Jean Paul Sartre, 1943)

well they do say "if you've got it, flaunt it"

This raises a number of options;

1) I have inexplicably fallen into an alternate reality which will promptly cease to exist the minute it realises how bizarre it is
2) I am hallucinating
3) This is cleverly faked
4) I need glasses
5) I am in a coma
6) My lifetime of abuse has irrevocably caught up with me
7) There is a worldwide conspiracy to mess with my sense of reality
23) I have finally and completely lost the plot

One option I can under no circumstances consider, for the sake of my mental health, and being able to sleep at night, is that this mindless jerk, who come the revolution will be...etc.etc., is... is a... is...

Na, I'm calling my Mental Health Crash Team. Houston, we have a problem...

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Do the opposite of the current fashion and you will nearly always do right - Jean Jacques Rousseau

Hey it didnt do Hoover any harm
http://www.transgenderzone.com/features/jedgarhoover.htm

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Man [...] must count no one but himself; that he is alone, abandoned on earth in the midst of his infinite responsibilities, without help, with no other aim than the one he sets himself, with no other destiny than the one he forges for himself on this earth." (Jean Paul Sartre, 1943)