Yeah right.
And Postman Pat really loves his black and white cat, the Horizontally Challenged Controller loves watching his trains coupling, Muffin the Mule (Muffing - geddit??) is illegal in 32 countries; and quite rightly so, the Clangers are Intersex, the dragon is soupophilic, Emily really loves Bagpuss. And the Wombles are rubbish.
And don't get me started on Pugh, Pugh, Barney Macgrue, Cuthbert, Dibble, and Grubb, the notorious poledancing fetish firemen. I can't begin to tell you the damage they did to a whole generation.
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Do the opposite of the current fashion and you will nearly always do right - Jean Jacques Rousseau